February 2012
18 posts
Listenowls-love-tea: Broken Horse - Freelance Whales.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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error404usernotfound replied to your post: Does Goodwill sell bow ties?  Only from retired silent film clowns. Exactly what I’m looking for. It’s a plus if they died in it. 
Feb 23rd
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Does Goodwill sell bow ties? 
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I am stronger than my hormones. 
Feb 22nd
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Extreme slothing. 
Feb 21st
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I haven’t seen Braveheart in a really long time. Don’t they cut him into pieces and send his butthole to the Queen or something? 
Feb 19th
Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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error404usernotfound replied to your photo: I’m having an identity crisis. Mom said I was… I just laughed my ass off in the doctor’s office at this post. Mothers can be so cruel. My mom constantly reminds me that I’m a “shit head” and then wonders why I have a defeatist complex. #whitewhine  Hahahaha, aw. “I’m Shithead and I’m a baaad girl.” White whine is me...
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“I don’t like my meatballs too meaty.”
– Okay, Mom
Feb 7th
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Shut up Taylor Fartner. 
Feb 6th
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I plucked too much of one eyebrow and now it looks like I’m constantly questioning everything. 
Feb 5th
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Sarcasm is the laziest form of humor.
“I’m very sarcastic” is just another way of saying “I’m an asshole.” 
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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I dreamed that Gene Simmons fingered me last night. 
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Last night I was sitting alone at Denny’s and started sobbing when the Golden Girls theme song came on. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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“How does a Daddy Long Legs make a life?”
– Flula
Jan 25th
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I started sweating taking pictures of myself. 
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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I don't always flirt
error404usernotfound: but when I do, it’s with disaster. when I do, it’s a disaster. 
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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“My hobby is dressing up like a blue cat on the weekends.”
– Furry
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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“Adam and I were talking about death and he said ‘I hope when we die we die...”
– Leah Reed
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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“We did a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and dry humped. I think she gave...”
– Frank Reynolds
Jan 3rd
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“I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
December 2011
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Dec 23rd
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