September 2009
34 posts
Oh Billy.
theyahooanswers:
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Casey AFLAC.
Heather: Who is that? Icanhasplz?
Leah: Casey Affleck, hahahaha, He's the hotter Affleck.
Heather: Goddamn he is. Fuck you Ben Affleck.
Leah: I know right.
Heather: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
– Dr. Seuss
“I felt a baby in your stomach
I knew who he was but he had no name”
– I Was A Lid by Manchester Orchestra
I feel like crying and I don't know why.
I wish there was a reason. I guess I’m a moody Cancer after all. I’m probably one good song away from turning on the water works. Oh well.
I’ve been looking at pictures of the universe. I love space and the pictures I’ve seen are mind blowing and beautiful. It makes me feel so small; I’m not sure how I feel about that.
We made out last night.
It was great.
Just sayin’.
10516.) I'm sorry I mess with your emotions....
(via blogsecret)
This is how I’m sure guys are with me.
Come clean.
10512.) I'm a girl and I oh-so-much want a best...
(via blogsecret)
This can be so true. I’ve got a good group of friends in general but one of my best friends, a guy, NEVER has drama. I’m lucky to have him. He is amazing.
Who's drunk?!
You’re drunk.
We’re drunk.
I’m drunk.
I love my friends.
I may have made an ass out of myself.
Sorry JC.
Cunt.
Who's drunk?!
You’re drunk.
We’re drunk.
I’m drunk.
I love my friends.
I may have made an ass out of myself.
Sorry JC.
Cunt.
Awh, FUCK.
I have a habit of chewing on my lip stud. I just recently put in a new because the other one’s jewel fell out. The new one I put in was plastic in an attempt to spare my teeth and gums. Well my chewing habit came back to bite me in the ass.
It just broke off. SHIT. I’m hoping I have a spare somewhere.
I am the Crab.
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heathershenanigans:
My zodiac sign, Cancer, almost perfectly matches me. I’m less moody though and a little more outgoing. I’m on the cusp of Leo though, so that may have something to do with it.
Cusps are very important, yes. :) Did you get this from a book or a site? j/w
Haha, I’m learning that. I got this from a website, that was extremely accurate for most of the...
I am the Crab.
My zodiac sign, Cancer, almost perfectly matches me. I’m less moody though and a little more outgoing. I’m on the cusp of Leo though, so that may have something to do with it.
Cancer Weakness Keywords:
- Loyalty - Dependable - Caring - Adaptable - Responsive
Cancer Weakness Keywords:
- Moody - Clingy - Self-pitying - Oversensitive - Self-absorbed
Cancer and Independence:
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
Stop eye raping me you creepy fucking old man. I’ve watched you talk to other female students in class yet you choose to only stare at MY chest. It is rude and extremely obvious. I’m in shock each time. You’re lucky I need this class.
All I know is that if you continue to stare I better get a fucking A+. I don’t have time to be eye raped for nothing when I could be...
Busy Bee.
WorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWorkWork.
All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and no play makes Heather a dull girl. All work and...
R.I.P.
Patrick Swayze.
You were an amazing actor and a beautiful person. “No one puts baby in the corner.”
I want to watch To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar in honor. I wish I owned it.
You handsome (wo)man. I love you.
Dear college,
I understand we both hate each other. Obviously you’re out to destroy my emotional stability. I would like to get our issues resolved and call a truce. I need you as much as you need me. As for your bitch friend, Bright Futures. Well she’ll get hers. You can’t dump someone like that without warning. It’s uncalled for and rude.
Your irate student,
Heather Roberts
I'm a dirty dirty girl.
“I want to crawl back inside my mother’s womb I want to shut out all the lights in this room I want to start fresh, like a baby in a sink Scrub away all these thoughts that I think of you”
-Starting Now by Ingrid Michaelson