February 2012
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error404usernotfound replied to your post: Does Goodwill sell bow ties?
Only from retired silent film clowns.
Exactly what I’m looking for. It’s a plus if they died in it.
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Does Goodwill sell bow ties?
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I am stronger than my hormones.
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Extreme slothing.
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I haven’t seen Braveheart in a really long time. Don’t they cut him into pieces and send his butthole to the Queen or something?
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error404usernotfound replied to your photo: I’m having an identity crisis. Mom said I was…
I just laughed my ass off in the doctor’s office at this post. Mothers can be so cruel. My mom constantly reminds me that I’m a “shit head” and then wonders why I have a defeatist complex. #whitewhine
Hahahaha, aw. “I’m Shithead and I’m a baaad girl.” White whine is me...
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I don’t like my meatballs too meaty.
– Okay, Mom
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I plucked too much of one eyebrow and now it looks like I’m constantly questioning everything.
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Sarcasm is the laziest form of humor.
“I’m very sarcastic” is just another way of saying “I’m an asshole.”